Funny Love Messages For Lovers

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Funny Love Messages For Lovers

Find some of the Funny Love Messages For Lovers, best sweet love messages, and to send to your lover. Use the messages to express your…

Funny Love Messages For Lovers
Funny Love Messages For Lovers

Funny Love Messages For Lovers

True love is like a pillow, You can hug it when you’re in trouble, You can cry on it when you’re in pain, You can embrace it when you’re happy, So when you need true love, Buy a pillow!

Never kiss a police officer, she will say, hands up. Never kiss a doctor, she will say, next, please. Always kiss a teacher, she will say, repeat it five times.

I want you to have a candle-lit dinner and say those magical three words to you… Pay the bill!

I have a crush on your mind, I fell for your personality and your looks are just a big bonus.

I have spent many sleepless nights in your love and I don’t want my son to do the same for your daughter… so let’s make them brother and sister.

Two bodies one feeling, two minds one thought, two lips one kiss, two hearts one love.

I wish love is like a baby shampoo it has, “No more tears formula.”

The police are on the way to arrest you for stealing my heart, hijacking my feelings, and driving me crazy. See you in court!

Girl: I Love you

Boy : (Starts Running)……………!

Girl : (Running after him) …Why are u Running?

Boy: To update my Relationship status on Facebook!

Boy: There’s just one thing I want to change about you Girl: What’s that?

Your smile can be compared to a flower, Your voice can be compared to a cuckoo, Your innocence to a child, But in stupidity, you have no comparison, You’re the best!

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Funny Love Messages For Lovers 2

Love Messages For Lovers

Be careful when a guy says he loves u from the bottom of his heart……. because he may still have enough space for other girls on top….

English professors would have been so indisputable if they had said, “A sentence is complete if only ‘You, you, and you’ make it” With you, my life is complete. I love you.

Love is like peeing your pants everyone can see it but only you can feel it. Thanks for being the pee in my pants.

Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably shit!

Do you know what my favorite thing in the world is? The second word of this text.

Your dad must have been a thief because he stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes!

I may annoy you, and you might want to kill me… I permit you, but on one condition. Don’t shoot me in the heart, because that’s where you are!

Way to impress a girl: Respect her, honor her, love her, protect her, care 4 her, obey her, sacrifice 4 her. How to impress a boy? Just smile once…

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Funny Love Messages For Lovers 3

Heartfelt Love Messages For Husband

I could tell you that you are a loving husband, a wonderful father, or a great husband. But you are much more than that – an example of a perfect man. I love you.

God has given me a wonderful gift, he has made you mine. I always thank him for this valuable gift in my life. Love you, my dear hubby!

If you believe perfection simply isn’t real, Kiss your love in the rain, Many things in this world can wash away the pain, But none of them compare, to kiss in the rain, love you husband!

 

If life was a ship, I would keep choosing you as the anchor to hold me in place as you take me through the beautiful journey. I do love you.

You are a warm cup of coffee on a rainy morning, a soft blanket in the cold night, the rainbow following a storm, and the sauna at the end of a difficult week. You are all of the love, passion, and comfort of my life.

My dear husband, you are the one who makes me love and beautiful with your love and purity of love so I am thankful to you, love you a lot!

All the words in the world would also fail to describe what we share between us. All I can say is, always love me the same way forever. I love you.

It is good to have a husband who forgives for the past. It is better to have a husband who forgives what you do in the present. Best of all is to have a husband who forgives everything and focuses on the future together.

Funny Love Messages for Girlfriend

All the treasures and luxuries in the world would mean nothing without you being there. You are the jewel of my life. I love you.

Your love for me is flawless, your commitment impeccable. Your only concern is my happiness, you make me feel so special. I love you.

You could be anywhere with anyone. But you decided to be here and be my girlfriend. Which a great decision because I’m good at loving you!

You are so cute that you’re almost like a Barbie doll. Except for the fact that dolls don’t fight and they don’t yell at anyone too!

I don’t know what relationship status I should use for my Facebook because there is nothing called ‘madly in love’, which I am with you.  love you.

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I like to kiss you in the lips and your forehead. You are too sweet I wish you were a bar of chocolate. And your makeup tastes good too!

Relationships are like prisons. sometimes you want to escape it, sometimes the prison guard is way too gorgeous for you to think about escaping!

No worldly thing can express my love for you. And you are expecting a few words to do it? seriously, I need a dictionary full of words from heaven!

If you were born during the reign of Cleopatra, I’d have to fight Julius Caesar to win you over. And Cleopatra would be so jealous!

 

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