Happy Monday & Monday Quotes

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Happy Monday & Monday Quotes

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Happy Monday &  Monday Quotes
Happy Monday & Monday Quotes

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I have finally realized that Mondays last 50% longer than any other day of the week.

 

The toughest activity of a week starts right from Monday morning….it is called “Waking Up”.

 

Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear… Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.

 

Hey Monday – I have a question for you: why are you always back here so quickly? Don’t you have any hobbies?

 

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So, Monday, We meet again! We will never be friends—but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership.

 

Ah, Monday. So, we meet again. I see that my team of blue ninjas failed to finally take you out.

 

Things I don’t like: 1) Probably you. 2) Cold coffee. 3) Small talk. 4) Mondays. 5) Having the small talk with you on a Monday while my coffee is getting cold.

 

Dear Mondays, I hate to say this, but it’s just not working out between us. You’re not my type. I’m a Saturday kind of gal. Please leave.

 

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If we all band together and don’t show up for work tomorrow, we could put an end to this ‘wake up on Monday’ nonsense once and for all. Spread the word.

 

Dear Monday, I think it’s time we break up. I’m still seeing Tuesday, and I can’t stop dreaming of Friday.

 

On Sunday nights, if you listen closely- you can hear Monday taunting you with the “Jaws” theme.

 

Here are three horrible facts: Today is not Friday. Tomorrow isn’t Friday either. Even the day after tomorrow isn’t Friday.

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Dear Radio Stations, please do not play Katy Perry’s “Friday Night” Monday at 8 AM during my drive to work.

 

Alright, Monday – how about you go about your business, and I’ll go about mine? Let’s just agree to disagree, and all of this will be over soon.

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Monday isn’t so bad if you: skip work, get hammered, join a gang, get a piercing, bang a hooker and buy a giraffe. It’s Tuesday that sucks.

Happy Monday & Monday Quotes

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